WELCOME TO JAMES FANT BOOKS!
Hey say, what’s happening? I’m Aries Nox Dawson and yeah, I hacked James Fant’s page. Ole boy left me no choice. He been saying he’s gonna put out the novels about me and he ain’t done it yet. I’ve tried everything short of bribing him. But he keeps talking about timelines, and other priorities—blah, blah blah!
Say what, now? Who is Aries Nox Dawson? I’m so very glad you asked, beloved. I’m a 6’5”, 350-pound ex-football player who loves to eat, hates early mornings and bodyguards some of the craziest people in the world. Now, I do have a bit of a gut. I’ll admit that. But it’s solid, though. And I’m real handsome so the ladies don’t seem to mind.
But anyway, since James Fant ain’t dropped my first novel yet, I asked him if he’d at least do a short story. You know? Something!!! So here it is: LOCKED AND LOADED. It’s a shawty about how I have to protect these wannabe, fake gangster rappers from some real goons in this hole-in-the-wall club with one way in and one way out. But did somebody pay those goons to attack my clients? Is it that sexy club owner who hates the group’s manager for breaking her heart? Is it the bouncer—this muscle-bound clown wearing those Kurt Angle-looking weightlifting pants? Or are the goons out for blood because my clients are just as soft as apple sauce? You wanna know whodunit? Well, LOCKED AND LOADED is out right now and it’s FREE!!! Pick up your copy today and take a ride with your boy. I’m inviting you into my wild and crazy life. Can you handle it?
Aries Nox Dawson — A.N.D.
Oh yeah! One more thing. Next time you see James Fant, tell him I said, “Hurry up and publish those Aries Nox Dawson Whodunits! Giddy-Up, Homeboi!!!”